you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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