ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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