How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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