people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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