week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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