You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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