only you would photoshop your dick
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
