i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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