Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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