Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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