Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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