Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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