in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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