Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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