p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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