Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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