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dude, osama threatened the US again

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dude. i slept with your sister last night

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what?

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I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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(847): dude, osama threatened the US again (1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night (847): what? (1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news http://tfl.nu/r4dc

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(347): so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?" http://tfl.nu/d8rd

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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(504): She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet. http://tfl.nu/znp0

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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(228): She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her http://tfl.nu/4rsn

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(605): im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am http://tfl.nu/dc3c

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.

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(+44): Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate. http://tfl.nu/oa41

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(818): View more from California

The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it

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(818): The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it http://tfl.nu/3wsm

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.

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(630): I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now. http://tfl.nu/zvll

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(501): View more from Arkansas

somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit

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(501): somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit http://tfl.nu/n1zz

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(817): View more from Texas

I think that's mostly how we became friends.

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Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.

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(817): I think that's mostly how we became friends. (1-817): Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me. http://tfl.nu/n6nc

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(847): View more from Illinois

He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.

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So... He's a barber?

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No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?

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(847): He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part. (312): So... He's a barber? (847): No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it? http://tfl.nu/hrcs

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(360): View more from Washington

I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.

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(360): I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow. http://tfl.nu/5cxp

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(541): View more from Oregon

His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.

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(541): His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son. http://tfl.nu/6u89

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(250): View more from British Columbia

doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..

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(250): doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments.. http://tfl.nu/pw8d

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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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(909): Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead" http://tfl.nu/8n1v

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