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Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

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(586): Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo http://tfl.nu/x92b

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town

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(320): I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town http://tfl.nu/1n02

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.

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(902): I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night. http://tfl.nu/vppz

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(239): View more from Florida

I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

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(239): I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk http://tfl.nu/44fq

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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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(904): I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs http://tfl.nu/az3o

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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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(978): Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea. http://tfl.nu/15nf

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.

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(575): Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end. http://tfl.nu/gjro

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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(919): So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night http://tfl.nu/rd80

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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.

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(215): There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions. http://tfl.nu/xynj

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(651): View more from Minnesota

College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.

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(651): College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars. http://tfl.nu/lcai

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

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(865): I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole http://tfl.nu/7gdi

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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.

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(905): Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward. http://tfl.nu/zy4k

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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter

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(513): I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter http://tfl.nu/gfsm

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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult

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(773): On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult http://tfl.nu/j3ws

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."

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(508): he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola." http://tfl.nu/spva

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