you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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