i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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