You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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