im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
the liver wants what the liver wants
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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