We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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