your parents love me but you hate me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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