chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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