I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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