it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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