That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
