Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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