I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The convent might be a nice break from real life
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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