once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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