I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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