my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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