was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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