I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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