she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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