Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Duck Duck Cougar?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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