Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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