porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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