Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
