I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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