Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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