wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
