Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  ...are you coming on to me?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me. (601): Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly (901): ...are you coming on to me? http://tfl.nu/90vx
  Replies (12) Good night (3314) Bad night (664)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business??? http://tfl.nu/t2g2
  Replies (22) Good night (5097) Bad night (628)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars, http://tfl.nu/j4u2
  Replies (14) Good night (5030) Bad night (710)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR. http://tfl.nu/vjij
  Replies (25) Good night (7280) Bad night (826)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that http://tfl.nu/ubil
  Replies (37) Good night (2290) Bad night (6490)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though. http://tfl.nu/8195
  Replies (21) Good night (7763) Bad night (1104)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'. http://tfl.nu/12fd
  Replies (9) Good night (733) Bad night (2323)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests. http://tfl.nu/wip0
  Replies (5) Good night (1291) Bad night (2592)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever. http://tfl.nu/md7w
  Replies (30) Good night (12082) Bad night (1145)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60 http://tfl.nu/6i7r
  Replies (10) Good night (1323) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am? http://tfl.nu/68cf
  Replies (8) Good night (597) Bad night (1224)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it http://tfl.nu/5fqw
  Replies (13) Good night (1472) Bad night (474)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it! (770): Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you. http://tfl.nu/kg3y
  Replies (10) Good night (1777) Bad night (390)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile. http://tfl.nu/tk2z
  Replies (7) Good night (683) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (331): View more from Illinois

  Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (331): Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws! http://tfl.nu/1f2r
  Replies (0) Good night (384) Bad night (163)

Randomize