i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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