Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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