It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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