I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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