im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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