apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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