oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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