420 ftw
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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