apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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