North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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