Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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