There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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