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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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