The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
