If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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