Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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