ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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