I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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