I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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