Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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