the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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